List of Puerto Vallarta hotels that are difficult or impossible to get escorts into
Avoid any all-inclusive hotels because they are notorious for charging an “extra guest” fee for visitors and making their registered guests wear a plastic identifying bracelet. We actively encourage you to avoid all-inclusive hotels. Most all-inclusive hotels levy a charge for an “extra guest” at the front desk ranging from $45 US to $75 US for your “extra guest” to enter the hotel. Security is strict and this fee must be paid at most all-inclusive hotels. Even if they let the girl into the hotel, it’s no guarantee that they’ll let them come up to your room. Be sure to check with the front desk before you try to bring the girl in!
Try to avoid staying in Nuevo Vallarta - We always recommend avoiding Nuevo Vallarta because it is so far away from Puerto Vallarta (usually a 250-300 peso taxi ride each direction) and almost all the hotels are very girl unfriendly. Try and avoid any hotel in this area!
Barcelo, Mismaloya
An American couldn’t get into the hotel to have a drink in the hotel bar. This hotel is impossible.
Buena Aventura
The only possible way in is from the beach.
Canto del Sol and Villas Vallarta
Almost impossible to get a girl in here.. Far better to take her to a motel!
Casa Doña Susana
Not only wouldn’t they let the escort in, they wouldn’t let her register as an extra guest! Avoid this hotel!
Dreams Conchas Chinas and Dreams, Nuevo Vallarta
No access at all and the security entrance is a long way from the hotel. The guest bought a $90 day pass and when the escort went to the room, security came up and threatened to call the police if she didn’t leave saying the day pass was only good for the facilities and not to enter the room! No amount of arguing could change their mind.
El Pescador, Colonia 5 de diciembre
They wouldn’t let the girl in at all.
Fiesta American, Zona Hotelera
Recently there were two bad experiences where the girls were not only refused entrance but the security even refused to let them call the guest! Generally, this is a good place to get into.
Friendly, Zona Hotelera
All inclusive and won’t even let visitors into the dining area to dine with guests.
Golden Crown, Adult Hotel
There is a $95 registration fee that entitles you to enter from 12:00 PM to the next morning.
Gran Velas, Nuevo Vallarta
All inclusive, $150 to register for the day and then they say the girl still can’t enter the rooms!
Marival, Nuevo Vallarta
A day pass for a visitor is $45 USD (10 AM to 6 PM). After 6 it is $75.
Oriental Allegre
They simply wouldn’t let the girl in.
Pelicanos Grand
They wouldn’t let the girl in at all.
Playa Los Arcos
Beach access is the only way to get in here. And it doesn’t always work. This hotel is almost impossible to get an escort into. Plan on taking her to one of the cheap hotels nearby for $25.
Portonovo
Security refused to let the girl in and threatened to call the police.
RIU Jalisco
All inclusive, It isn’t possible to get a girl in here at all!. She even tried to get in through the beach.
Rosita
Not possible, they had to go to a motel. Sometimes, though, you can get in through the pool gate and then take the elevator directly to the rooms.
Villa del Palmar, Centro and Flamingos
They require that you get a guest pass from the concierge but then they say the girl can’t enter the rooms. The guests have tried to talk to the managers of the hotel and they just absolutely refuse to let visitors into the rooms!
Villa Premiere
They tried to charge a $90 fee to let a girl in.